Men's Santa's Log on the Fire Ugly Christmas Sweater

$69.95
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Feel like being a bad Santa this Christmas? There's nothing we love to see more than one of the nation's favorite old fat dudes doing something inappropriate, and what could be more inappropriate than this Men's Santa Pooping Down the Chimney Sweater? Ugly Christmas sweater has a whole new meaning when you rock up wearing something that literally takes a dump all over the Christmas season. He delivers to every boy and girl in one night, folks - when you gotta go, you gotta go. Complete with a festive snowflake design, this men's Christmas sweater has just the right amount of Christmas sparkle to avoid getting you turned away from the office Christmas party, but it's still a huge FU to annoyingly over-festive types. Wear with a smug smile and enjoy being a bad Santa this Christmas.